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China gets the Varyag for peanuts while the Gorshkov remains a money pit

Mar 12, 2010 2:27pm

VPK quotes a Chinese blog that the ex-Soviet almost carrier Varyag is going to be commissioned into the People's Liberation Army Navy as a training carrier, giving the People's Liberation Army a People's Liberation Army Naval Airforce with fixed wing capability:  VPK:According to the Chinese source blog.sina.com, the leadership of the...

Moskva goes East

Mar 11, 2010 3:29pm

The Black Sea Fleet flagship, the missile cruiser Moskva has  a couple of international exercises planned for the spring of 2010. The ship will sail for the Mediterranean to participate in PASSEXes with ships from Italy and France. The cruiser also plans to take part in bilateral naval exercises with...

Goddamn you, Stephen Colbert. Goddamn you to hell....

Mar 5, 2010 1:49pm

For finding this clip and featuring it on your show this week:...

This picture was taken from a Su-24...

Mar 1, 2010 3:43pm

Allegedly.USS Kitty Hawk, 17 October 2000, Sea of JapanWhat I'd like to know is why Russian film stock for their recon photos sucks so bad....

This is a little curious and slightly disturbing

Feb 27, 2010 3:24pm

While surfing through some photos of the aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov at the pier, I ran across these photographs:What is that in the upper right corner, behind the kingpost on that red ship moored nearby?Why it appears to be the former Golf class diesel powered ballistic missile submarine K-118, later...

Excellent photo essay on the Caspian Sea Monster

Feb 27, 2010 2:26pm

Livejournalist igor113 has an excellent series of photos of the weird and wonderful Caspian Sea Monster. There are photos of the flight deck (bridge? flight deck? I have no idea what to call it!), the crew quarters (the ekranoplan could stay at sea for five days), the galley, the anchor...

Russia is very different from America

Feb 25, 2010 5:04pm

The head of Murmansk Oblast Dmitriy Dmitrienko gifted his apartment to the commander of BPK Severomorsk...According to the official press release, the governor gave the apartment to the CO "during the fleet wide formation held in honor of Armed Forces Day. Captain First Rank Andrey Klimenko, captain of the Severomorsk,...

Somebody check Frank Gaffney's garage for a crescent wrench

Feb 25, 2010 4:32pm

Because anyone who owns a CRESCENT wrench, an obvious symbol of Islamic Jihad if I've ever seen one, clearly wants Sharia law in the United States:The Obama administration’s determined effort to reduce America’s missile defense capabilities initially seemed to be just standard Leftist fare — of a piece with the...

Su-33 almost buys it on Kuznetsov

Feb 24, 2010 4:59pm

Don't know when this was filmed, but it doesn't look good to my black shoe clad eye. Make sure you check out the tailhook....

Russia vs. the Pirates: Round Four for the Pacific Fleet

Feb 24, 2010 4:37pm

 Via Vladimir Pelevin's blog:Gist: A task force left Vladivostok for the Indian Ocean today consisting of the large anti-submarine warfare ship (BPK) Marshall Shaposhnikov, the ocean going tug and the tanker Pechenga. The sailors will ensure the security of vessels in the Horn of Africa area. This will be the fourth...

Photo of the Day

Feb 23, 2010 4:27pm

An undated photo of an SS-N-18 being loaded into/removed from an unidentified Delta III with the Marshal Krylov missile range ship in the background....

A retaliatory strike for sending us T.a.T.u.

Feb 23, 2010 3:47pm

American Porno Model Adopts a Child From Russia.Model and Lesbian Tila Tequila Adopts Child From Russia.What ever you do Russia, you don't EVEN want to know what we would retaliate with if you send up Ksenia Sobchak...Mutually Assured Cultural Destruction, Bitchez!...

Apparently, I can now engage in armed bank robbery at will

Feb 20, 2010 10:37am

All I have to do is consult a lawyer first. If that lawyer gives me bad legal advice which causes me to commit all manner of sordid and horrible crimes, I'm covered, since "lawyers can make really really crazy arguments and still avoid professional sanction" and they can have honest...

Rum, Sodomy and the Lash.

Feb 20, 2010 8:32am

Its pretty disgraceful and historically ignorant to say that homosexuals can't be warriors (ever hear of the ancient Greeks?). And Tony Perkins, who never served a day in the military, lecturing people about "conditions in the barracks" is amusing.But comparing honorably serving homosexuals to drug dealers and thieves is pretty...

Even the Russians know they suck: Epilogue

Feb 19, 2010 6:15pm

Chill Descends Over Russia as Olympic Medals Prove ElusiveAfter Australian aboriginal groups accused a Russian ice dancing pair of mocking aborigines, Valentin Piseev, president of the Russian Figure Skating Federation, suggested that they were the target of an international plot to force them to alter their performance.“I think that this...

Rarely do Bulava launches achieve this...

Feb 19, 2010 6:01pm

When did moustaches go out of style in rock?...

Fire! Fire! Fire!

Feb 19, 2010 3:44pm

 Photo: K-480 being rolled out of the building hall at SevMash, 16 April 1988. Source: military.tomsk.ru and TV program Udarnaya SilaArkhangel'sk - The efforts to extinguish a fire on a submarine awaiting disposal at the Zvezdochka Shipyard in Severodvinsk has been continuing for seven hours according to a source. The...

Johnny, you are too bad.

Feb 17, 2010 7:42pm

One of these days, when the evil boys they come, where you gonna run to?...

Shameless rumor mongering about the Black Sea Fleet

Feb 13, 2010 4:25pm

 Moskva in drydock recently, though she's out as of 05 Feb and apparently preparing to deploy to the Far East and never return. Or return by Navy Day in late July, one of the two. I mean the future Azov-Black Sea Flotilla.The "Moskva" wont return to the Black Sea Fleet...

Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains

Feb 13, 2010 2:21pm

An' go to your Gawd...no, wait a minute, that can't be right...back to your socialist paradise in a zinc box marked груз 200 like a fighter in support of international socialist solidarity.In commemoration of the Reds getting their asses kicked back across the Panj and returning to a country that...

I don't think "Battlestar Galactica" means what you think it means.

Feb 13, 2010 5:24am

"Space is a battlefield. 'Mass culture' has been preparing the American public for this long before Reagan's plan to militarize space. The cast of the film 'Battlestar Galactica'. The hateful gaze, the laser pistols..."Yep. We're gonna smoke your ass from MARS BITCHES! In mini-skirts! With turd looking robot dogs! To...

What you gonna do when we come for you!

Feb 12, 2010 7:03pm

 America! Fuck Yeah!Republicans! (murmur) Books! (crickets). ...

12 Feb 1988: USS Yorktown vs. Bezzavetnyy

Feb 12, 2010 4:56pm

 The former Bezzavetnyy, shown in typical Ukrainian colorsTwo different views (with my very rough translation of Russian report):Twenty years ago, an attempt to enter Soviet territorial waters ended with the US Navy learning a lesson. Here is a unique view of the two powers in the Black Sea. They came...

Because I like missiles too...

Feb 10, 2010 7:12pm

An SS-18 Satan ICBM gets removed from its silo.I need a cigarette......