Retail Therapy & Shopping Cure for Feeling Fat, Getting Dumped & Bad Hair Days

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Coming Soon: Group Therapy

Jan 21, 2010 12:01am

Please pardon our brief hiatus. We’re working hard to make a great thing better. We all know that shopping way more fun when you do it with a friend. Instead of us merely telling you what to buy, we want you to step up and share your prescriptions with us...

Retail Therapy for Tired Feet

Jan 20, 2010 11:57pm

I Prescribe: Fit In Clouds Shoes For: Long-suffering toes Prescriber’s Notes: High heels. They look sexy and dressy, but torture your innocent toes. Pack a pair of these purdy pocket-sized pantofle and your piggies won’t protest! At the nightclub, wedding reception, office, anyplace that heels go, so should your emergency Fit In...

Retail Therapy for Feeling Belittled

Dec 26, 2009 5:13pm

I Prescribe: Ginormous Gummy Bears For: Naysayers, Impossible Dreamers, Anyone who’s ever been shot down Prescriber’s Notes: Sweet! You got a big dream? We’ve got a big gelatinous bear shaped candy. Somehow it’s gonna happen. It’s just so right....

Retail Therapy for Posessed Parents

Dec 23, 2009 7:50am

I Prescribe: Halo Pillow For: Posessed Parents, Demonic offspring looking to fake out exorcists. Prescriber’s Notes: Your little angel is SO PRECIOUS. She must have dropped from a cloud. She can do no wrong. This glow in the dark case is just a manifestation of her awesomeness. Then again, it’s a good...

Retail Therapy for Ruling the World

Dec 22, 2009 7:37am

I Prescribe: Mind Flex Games For: Powerlessness, Impotence, Dreams of RULING THE WORLD WITH YOUR MIND Prescriber’s Notes: You always knew you were special. That you had a gift. It’s a little spooky even how you control the world with your mind. Finally Mattel recognizes your awesome potential....

Retail Therapy for Pep Rallies

Dec 21, 2009 8:01am

I Prescribe: Shower Shock Shower Gel For: All Nighters, Impatience, Skipping Breakfast, Pep Rallies Prescriber’s Notes: Trying to cut your morning routine in half? Get showered and caffeinated without having to brew any beverages or pop any can tops. This shower gel delivers caffeine without any need for imbibing. Also it makes...

Bangle Clutch Bags For Light Packers

Dec 20, 2009 8:13am

I Prescribe: Posh By Tori Bangle Clutch Bags For: Stylish moms out on the town…or moms whose kids are nearly potty trained Prescriber’s Notes: Bangle Clutch, Diaper Clutch, whatever you want to call this bag, it’s the most practical, most complimented bag that I own (I actually have 3!). It is the...

Retail Therapy for Culinary Disasters

Dec 18, 2009 8:18am

I Prescribe: Izmir Measuring Cups For: Overconfident bakers, Bohemian Dinner Party Hostesses, Culinary Success despite yourself Prescriber’s Notes: “Measuring cups are so confining. So ugly. So clinical. Can we not free ourselves from the constraints of society’s “measurements” and cook with our souls, get back to the real meaning of the food,...

Retail Therapy for Frumpy Frocks

Dec 16, 2009 8:10am

I Prescribe: Magpie Lovely Ruffled Shirt Long Sleeve For: Feeling oh-so-pretty, closet blahs Prescriber’s Notes: Your gal pals call and want to meet at the corner bar in 15 minutes for a well-deserved Gals Night Out. You: in sweatpants and coffee-stained tee. What to wear? You whip open your closet and find...

Retail Therapy For Dreams of Awesomeness

Dec 15, 2009 8:12am

I Prescribe: Vespa Scooters Limited Edition Beco Baby Carrier For: Anyone who wants to look super awesome while hauling around the baby in your life (the one that’s not your husband). Prescriber’s Notes: Whenever I see someone scooting around in a Vespa, my heart skips a beat, and I just stare after...