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Clark Kent's Lunchbox

Humorous thoughts on life, parenting and faith, carried around in a lunchbox by a mild-mannered guy who's actually a superhero.

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SAHD Men Are Not Sad Men: A Rebuttal to Working Mother Magazine

Mar 12, 2010 5:00am

Last month I was included in a Working Mother magazine article about the impacts of role reversals between men and women after the husbands are laid off and the wife becomes the breadwinner. The piece, written by Sara Eckel, was none too flattering in its depiction of me and the...

Early Feedback On "Sugar Milk" Not Good - Guess I'll Have To Do A Give-Away

Mar 11, 2010 7:40am

Apparently, Mr Always Home & Uncool didn't think the Sugar Milk was too cool. I think this actually has more to do with my screw up during the JM event in Austin a few weeks back. Well, not really (he's totally joking with me). This, as he put it, is...

God Does Talk To Me

Mar 10, 2010 4:25am

Last night I was talking on the phone with my youngest son Sawyer, and he had an interesting theory to share with me.Sawyer: Dad, I know why you send me all the things in the mail that I like.Me: Really, why?Sawyer: Because I talk to God and tell Him what...

"Endurance" Published by The Good Men Project

Mar 2, 2010 6:44am

Today The Good Men Project website published my essay "Endurance," and I can't say enough how thrilled I am about this. The Good Men Project was originally conceived by Tom Matlack and James Houghton as a book of essays written by men willing to open up about their lives as...

Houston Family Magazine: The Makings Of A Stay-at-home Dad

Mar 1, 2010 8:48am

You may have noticed that little bar above mentioning that I blog for Houston Family Magazine. It's something I've been wanting to announce for some time, but held off until the first issue came out. After a little prompting by Melisa at Suburban Scrawl, who told me not to be...

Mr. Squiggle's Wonder Emporium: Being Dad Zero at Mom 2.0 - Part 3

Feb 24, 2010 1:58pm

*This is the third in a three-part series about this outsider's brief experience at the Mom 2.0 Summit held in Houston, February 18 - 20th. You can read Part 1 and Part 2.Part 3: DooceDespite the suddenness of the grenade explosion set off by Finslippy (read Part 2), I managed...

Mr. Squiggle's Wonder Emporium: Being Dad Zero at Mom 2.0 - Part 2

Feb 24, 2010 3:00am

*This is the second in a three-part series about this outsider's brief experience at the Mom 2.0 Summit held in Houston, February 18 - 20th. You can read Part 1 here. Part 2: Finslippy, Mightygirl, and moreBecause Mr. Lady and I each had prearranged plans, we parted ways at the...

Mr. Squiggle's Wonder Emporium: Being Dad Zero at Mom 2.0 - Part 1

Feb 23, 2010 6:23am

*This is the first in a three-part series about this outsider's brief experience at the Mom 2.0 Summit held in Houston, February 18 - 20th Part 1: Mr. Lady, The Redneck Mommy, The Bloggess and other starsSo there I was on a Friday, just minding my own business when a...

Video Babysitting

Feb 19, 2010 4:43am

I did have a post planned for today--actually, I had several. However, between the girls' medical appointments, paid writing gigs, promoting the book (please take a free chapter), cleaning dishes (dirty plates breed like nymphomaniac hamsters), and solving healthcare reform, I just couldn't get to it. So, instead of a...

Truth and Precipices

Feb 17, 2010 8:32am

I'm not a big fan of heights. Sometime I will lay in bed at night and imagine myself on the ledge of a skyscraper so high, I can barely make out the people and cars below. The thought of this sends a surge of adrenaline through me that forces my...

Valentine's For My Wife & Kids

Feb 14, 2010 11:00pm

These are my video Valentine's to my children and my wife who are more wonderful than anything I can ever imagine. I love them very much. ...

Clark Kent's Icebox: Supergirl, God & Free Stuff

Feb 12, 2010 7:28am

From time to time I'll post a regular deal called Clark Kent's Icebox, which is basically the web version of showing off the stuff our kids have done. They're a creative bunch, and I'd love to know what goes through their brains when they're doing these kinds of things.Today's offerings...

The Cruelest TV Commercial Known To Man

Feb 10, 2010 7:25am

Before meeting my wife Ashley, I used to own a fully-loaded, gleaming red Dodge Charger. I've never been much of a motor head, but when I drove off the lot and heard the growl from the dual exhaust, I knew this was a car that fit my personality. Today Chargers...

Birthday Cards From Far Away

Feb 8, 2010 4:00am

Today is my son's birthday. As many of you already know, we (to include my other two sons) are separated by hundreds of miles for the time being, so the best I can do to be with him on his special day is a package in the mail, an early...

About A Boy

Feb 5, 2010 7:31am

There's a boy at the bus stop. Cute kid, deep dark eyes, bright charismatic grin-probably in kindergarten. He's also a holy terror. He will rip things he wants out of other kids' hands. He tears around the entry drive, darting in front of moving cars without regard. When the drivers...

A Second Round Of Sugar Milk With John Cave Osborne

Feb 3, 2010 4:41am

Today is part 2 of the interview with John Cave Osborne, author of the very funny Tales From The Trips: How Three Babies Turned Our World Upside-Down. (If you'd like to read part 1 click here.) So, we'll pick up right where we left off, with John about to explain...

Lady Gaga + 6 Year Old = Bad Romance

Feb 2, 2010 9:06am

Allie and Avery have been grounded from TV, the computer and video games this past week for wrecking our portable DVD player (a post unto itself) during our trip to Denver. In the meantime, they've been forced to come up with creative ways with which to fill the hours. Armed...

Just Another Manscape Monday: Cure JM

Feb 1, 2010 3:57am

Coldplay - New Music - More Music VideosI'm a glutton for punishment it would seem, because yes, I have decided to run a new edition of Just Another Manscape Monday - the post where you get to make fun of me for tweezing and trimming those hirsute nether regions, ...

Why I "Hate" Mommy Bloggers

Jan 29, 2010 6:58am

So I'm waiting to get a haircut and flipping through a parenting magazine when, there it was: another ode to the mommy bloggers article. Well, isn’t that just special. This is the same thought I had last month perusing a published list of the Top 50 Mommy Bloggers, and it’s...

A Glass Of Sugar Milk With John Cave Osborne

Jan 27, 2010 5:00am

One of the goals I established at the beginning of the year for the Lunchbox, was to promote community. There are a number of other bloggers out there who do a great job of this, one of whom is Matt at DC Urban Dad, and, with his permission, I'm stealing...

Just Another Manscape Monday: Haiti

Jan 25, 2010 4:00am

This might turn out to be the worst idea I've ever had or I might make it a regular thing where I try to cheer everyone up at the beginning of the week by allowing them to poke fun of me for tweezing, and trimming, and using hair products while...

One Of These Is Not Like The Other

Jan 22, 2010 5:00am

Remember that regular game on Sesame Street where they would have you guess which item was different from the other items in the group? No? Okay, well here's a little refresher.Not too hard right? Okay, let's try another one. See if you can figure out which person in out family...

Sugar Milk International

Jan 20, 2010 5:14am

Some of you may have already read this already on Sugar Milk's official site, but I'm posting it again here for those who may have not. I feel a little weird about drawing attention to myself like this. Self-promotion is not my thing. Last night, however, as we drove home...

I Had A Dream: What Do Our Hopes Teach Children About Their Own Futures?

Jan 18, 2010 5:01am

As a tribute to Martin Luther King, I'm reposting this January '09 essay about the importance of our own dreams and imparting them to our children.“I have a dream.” Like most Americans, hearing those words conjures images of the Reverend Martin Luther King passionately sharing his vision from the...

So Help My Bum

Jan 15, 2010 5:00am

Programming note: Aside from this post, I'm being quizzed today by Matt at DC Urban Dad in his Five Questions spot. Find out why I'd be a good fit for the reality show, Jersey Shore.***The other evening Avery walked out the bathroom to the desk where Ashley and I were...